I Love Mango Margaritas

[Verse 1]

I woke up Monday with a long to-do list,
Bills on the counter and a job I don't miss.
My boss left a message, said, "Where have you been?"
I sent him a picture of my toes in the sand.

Got a chair by the water and a tropical breeze,
A little pink umbrella and a view of the sea.
The bartender asked me, "What'll it be?"
I said, "Make it mango, and a double for me!"

[Chorus]

I love mango margaritas!
Frozen sunshine in a glass!
One sip makes me feel like a winner,
Two sips make me shake my ass!
Put some salt around the edges,
Stick a little lime on top.
I love mango margaritas,
And I don't know when to stop!

[Verse 2]

I met a pretty lady in a bright sarong,
She said, "You look like trouble!" I said, "Not for long!"
She ordered up a mango, then she ordered two,
Said, "If you're buying the next round, I'm dancing with you!"

Well, I tried to do the hula, but I pulled my back,
Knocked over a barstool and spilled somebody's snack.
She laughed so hard she nearly fell off her chair,
Said, "You ain't got rhythm, and you ain't got hair!"

[Chorus]

I love mango margaritas!
Frozen sunshine in a glass!
One sip makes me feel like a winner,
Two sips make me shake my ass!
Put some salt around the edges,
Stick a little lime on top.
I love mango margaritas,
And I don't know when to stop!

[Verse 3]

Well, my doctor said, "You need more fruit each day,"
I said, "Doc, I've found a mighty tasty way!"
He said, "Eat more mangoes!" I said, "I sure do!"
"With a splash of tequila and a little lime too!"

I got vitamin C and a tropical tan,
A little bit of tequila and a five-year plan.
Retire by the ocean with a blender and a view,
And a sign on the door saying, "Happy hour starts at two!"

[Bridge]

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...

But nobody ever wrote a hit song about apple juice!

And besides...

Mangoes grow on trees.
Tequila comes from plants.
Ice is just frozen water...

So technically...

THIS IS A SALAD!

[Final Chorus]

I love mango margaritas!
Frozen sunshine in a glass!
One sip makes me feel like a winner,
Two sips make me shake my ass!
Put some salt around the edges,
Stick a little lime on top.
I love mango margaritas,
And I don't know when to stop!

[Outro]

Mango! (Margarita!)
Mango! (One more round!)
Mango! (Margarita!)
Best darn fruit that I ever found!

My doctor says I need more fruit...
And I'm just following orders!

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